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Back in Dish’s New Year’s prediction, she channeled the spirit of Fifi, Drag Queen of Heaven, who said that CLAY AIKEN would finally come out of the closet and the Washington Blade would never write about him again. Well, dear readers, Fifi’s predictions might just be coming true.

A supposed former hot trick of Aiken’s decided to cough up some information about their man-on-man tryst, according to the New York Post’s Page Six, the New York Daily News and the ever-reliable National Enquirer. Dish’s momma said two wrongs don’t make a right, but maybe three tabloids make a reliable source.

John Paulus, a hunky former Green Beret, claims to have met Aiken online.

"I have several personal ads on gay [male] websites," Paulus told the Enquirer. "Clay later told me he saw my pictures on a couple and decided to e-mail me. On Dec. 16, using the screen name of ‘valleyprettyboy,’ Clay sent me his first message."

Dish has never understood the fascination with the pasty-faced, swizzle-stick thin Aiken, and his online haughtiness just amps up her annoyance.

"He told me that he was single again, having broken up with his boyfriend about five months ago," said Paulus. Could this be the hair stylist that Aiken was rumored to have held hands with on an airplane trip this past fall?

Paulus claims they met in a hotel and performed their own 90-minute version of "Bareback Mountain," including unprotected anal intercourse, as Dish’s doctor would call it.

Since Paulus revealed his identity, he’s been receiving death threats from rabid Aiken fans who call themselves "Claymates" and want to protect their idol’s good name. Perhaps they should be offering Aiken some condom demonstrations instead.
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