Christmas Comes Early

So this is the deal Mom has wanted forever to go on a cruise. Her and Dad did it when they were younger but she hasn't done it since. So I talked with Dad and for Christmas we decided with Dads help that for Christmas were getting her a cruise with Dad of course. They will be cruising the western Caribbean visiting Key West, Belize City, Santo Tomas De Castilla, and Costa Maya. We told her last night well I was on speaker phone when we told her they will be leaving out of the port of Tampa the week of Christmas. She was so happy but a little sad she wouldn't be here Christmas day with us kids but we told her we wanted this for her. I told her they would be back in time for us to spend the New Year together. So me and Kadin is gonna have Ty and Corey for Christmas this is gonna be awesome!

My neighbors I just love them they are so old school and say stuff that just makes me laugh. Last night Kadin was working until 11:00 so after I got done with Mom and Dad on the phone I ask them if they like to come over and have a drink maybe a dip in the hot tub. I wanted to talk to them about there plastic tacky Santa. So now there going around to all the goodwill stores to see if they can find more tacky Christmas decorations they are so funny. We had a couple drinks so I was like lets get naked and get in the hot tub so we did I was getting in and the older guy Dave said oh what it's like to be so firm. I was like excuse me he said oh Ryan my dear please your young firm body enjoy it for one day the firm goes to flap. I was like oh my dear Dave what it must be like to have 2 real knees. He said when you get old Ryan that elephant trunk you have will hit the ground. I'm telling you they are nuts but I just love them.

Todays Christmas music another of my favorites.
8 Responses
  1. Polt Says:

    Lucky neighbors: A tacky plastic Santa and a naked Ryry in a hot tub.

    What more could one ask for. :)


  2. A Lewis Says:

    Umm hum....we had one of those plastic Santas growing up. Alas, it has been banished from the year 2009 as far as I know. Poor Santa.

  3. Bret Says:

    I think it is great you are doing that for your parents.

    It sounds like you have some wacky neighbors.

    Have a great day!!

  4. ryan field Says:

    Your parents are going to love the cruise. Cruises are very romantic and they'll both come home with big smiles on their faces :)

  5. naturgesetz Says:

    What a great Christmas for your parents! What a great Christmas for you and Kadin and your brothers! What great neighbors!

  6. Mr. Urs Says:

    Well done, but I get the feeling I'm terribly lagging with preparing for Christmas.

  7. jimm Says:

    you really crack me up! when ur old nd wrinkled, there is always that boner pill to lift the elephant trunk off the ground! And who knows, by then it will be a new and improved viagra with all the latest bells and whistles!

  8. Anonymous Says:

    I'm so happy for your mom!!!!
    She does deserve that :)

    Ryan...Honey...You better stop
    getting nekkid cause one day you're
    gonna give someone a heart attack
    and that wouldn't look good...